There are any number of reasons for a black eye, most of them don’t involve a 5 year old.
I can’t believe I’m defending Elon Musk, but a 5 year old can easily give you a black eye. Just lifting them and them accidentally headbutting you can be enough. Doesn’t happen nearly as often as accidentally getting kicked in the nuts, but still believable.
I didn’t say it didn’t happen just that for a man like Musk there there are a lot of plausible explanations. If he was a woman, a 5 year old would be assumed to be a pseudonym.
He said it was from his 5 year old punching him. That’s a little harder to believe.
Ah, that’s less likely to happen, but could have been a lucky hit. Musk looks like a guy who bruises easily.
Probably shouldn’t have given his kid those brass knuckles for their birthday, though.
If a little kid can mess him up this bad, just imagine what a mob of able-bodied adults could accomplish. Don’t let your dreams be dreams
