Given the current political climate, were I a controversial politician, I don’t know that I’d be doubling down on sound bites implying I’m content with whatever method of death should befall me.

It’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for her.

If a little kid can mess him up this bad, just imagine what a mob of able-bodied adults could accomplish. Don’t let your dreams be dreams

Look, I know it’s popular to trash the guy, but we can’t be too hard on him. After all he:

• Packed the Supreme Court after Republicans ratfucked themselves a “free” justice
• Prioritized pressuring his AG to aggressively prosecute coup leaders within his own country instead of focusing on supporting an ongoing genocide overseas
• Rallied his party to devise a comprehensive strategy against the Fascist plan Republicans PUBLISHED IN ADVANCE about how they were going to obliterate democracy
• Withdrew from the race with plenty of time to hold a primary so voters could elect a candidate who would stand for their principles
• Permitted his VP to publicly break with his most unpopular policies in order to secure as many votes against Trump as possible

Furthermore, he…

touches earpiece

…um… I am now being informed he actually did none of those things. So uh, vote blue no matter who? Also ActBlue would really like you to chip in $20.

/s