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17 days agoI can’t believe I’m defending Elon Musk, but a 5 year old can easily give you a black eye. Just lifting them and them accidentally headbutting you can be enough. Doesn’t happen nearly as often as accidentally getting kicked in the nuts, but still believable.
Ah, that’s less likely to happen, but could have been a lucky hit. Musk looks like a guy who bruises easily.
Probably shouldn’t have given his kid those brass knuckles for their birthday, though.