• bus_factor@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    I can’t believe I’m defending Elon Musk, but a 5 year old can easily give you a black eye. Just lifting them and them accidentally headbutting you can be enough. Doesn’t happen nearly as often as accidentally getting kicked in the nuts, but still believable.

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      16 days ago

      I didn’t say it didn’t happen just that for a man like Musk there there are a lot of plausible explanations. If he was a woman, a 5 year old would be assumed to be a pseudonym.

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        16 days ago

        Ah, that’s less likely to happen, but could have been a lucky hit. Musk looks like a guy who bruises easily.

        Probably shouldn’t have given his kid those brass knuckles for their birthday, though.