So I’m conflicted on this.

First of all, that’s quite an unnerving experience to come back to your house and finding your stuff has been rearranged and, what I assume was supposed to be, an up-beat note left.

Second, the article fails to mention anything significant taken from the properties, just that the facilities had been used, a bottle of wine drunk, and some cooking done.

Third, it appears he was going out of his way to be helpful by putting things away and taking the rubbish out, possibly as way of offsetting the fact that he broke into a private residence.

Seriously, just get very basic accommodation to those that need it. Finland did it and it’s worked wonders over there for fixing the homeless problem.

Excellent! Now ban physical adverts in public as well.

This is incredibly horrific but I can’t help but think that Chris Chibnall would make one hell of a Broadchurch-style TV series out of this at the conclusion of the trial.

Oh for fucks sake, what are the government announcing that they want to distract us from by jangling the crown jewels?

What a wanker.

“We can’t have people doing 3 days work and picking up a cheque for 5 days” you’re paying salaries for fixed time per week / month not by the hour, numpty!

“I want to hold them captive” Get fucked Cunt! Slavery was abolished before your colony was independent you fucking dropped meat-pie in a suit!

They’ve gone corporate.

Excellent! We also would have accepted “Du Hast” by Rammstein, “London’s Calling” by the clash, or “The boys are back in town” by Thin Lizzy.