This, coming from Captain Brainworm?

Didn’t he get that brainworm from eating undercooked bear meat or something like that?

You’d think he should be declaring undercooked meat as ‘poison’ instead, but I guess the worm ate that thought out of his head…

Sugar is not poison, it is a nutrient, it is a type of carbohydrate. However even nutrient can become poisonous at the right high dosage. Dosage makes the poison. Even water at the right dosage can cause coma and death. During emergency situations, glucose (a sugar) is used to quickly raise blood sugar levels. Too much sugar is bad for you but it is not a poison.

Poison are stuff that harms the body when absorbed at any dosage, they don’t provide any benefit and the body can’t use it to thrive, they are not nutrients, example plutonium. plutonium is toxic, a poison at any dosage.

His brain has announced a ban on basic logic.

So we will see a ban on soft drinks in the next week?? No??