Sure, let’s reinvent and over complicate the thermometer…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermometer

No. You have to grow it first.

Not enough time for that, just buy some hair off of Amazon like the rest of us…

Still, people can be sticklers about that 💩

Emoji pun obviously intended. But for real, what if it’s a bad weather day and we can’t make it out to the park? How do we convince him to fully relieve himself on a walk behind our apartments?

I dunno where our dog even shits. We let him loose at the city park where we adopted him from, and he goes wherever he goes, often an acre or more away somewhere off in the woods.

He won’t shit in the presence of people, so nobody even knows where he shits. So, even if we wanted to do the ‘right’ thing and clean up after him, that’s like impossible, since we don’t know where he goes.

Edit: I love the downvotes, without any hint of advice…

WTF would you do with a dog that absolutely refuses to shit anywhere close to a human? Can’t clean shit when you don’t even know where it is…

And street flooding is already predicted, with proper National Weather Service warnings, 36 hours in advance down here where Hurricane Francine is projected to go.

What the fuck good are seconds of prediction gonna do for anyone? We’re already preparing.

Neat… unless you got a cat…

Uh, okay…

Never heard of or seen the movie.

Yes, I live with another human being, is that a problem with you?

So, basically a dumb phone?

My roommate would prefer a dumb phone anyways. Does it come in blue, green, or black?..

Back around 2011, I was working at a computer repair shop. The manager thought it would be cool to set up some speakers on our customer data backup system to play music.

In his infinite wisdom, he placed the subwoofer right next to the backup system. I had already warned him that wasn’t a good idea, but of course he didn’t listen.

After about two weeks, the main backup hard drive failed, losing about 100 customers’ backup files.

I just looked at him and said “I told you so” and left it up to him to do damage control with all the affected customers.

Needless to say, after installing a new drive in it, we disconnected the speakers and never used it to play music again.

Just a little advice, never use a critical production system for entertainment purposes.

Graphite ≠ Lead

True ☹️

Ironically, this post was presented by username ‘bot’.

When technology, and the abuse of it, is more or less what broke the system, then more technology is not going to fix it.

How about some good old fashioned paper tickets again please?..

If it has plastic, it sheds plastic. Shoes are most certainly no exception.

Which is funny, because Barbie dolls don’t have a vagina or nipples LOL!