SpaceX, Musk’s private rockets and satellites business, is now largest asset for the first time in five years
  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
    4·
    22 days ago

    His best investment is current his dick invested in the mouth of Donald Trump, the embodiment of American exceptionalism and thinking.

      • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
        4·
        22 days ago

        But wait, it gets better.

        Due to a botched enlargement surgery he also has a broke ass dick that doesn’t work, that’s why all his kids were born via IVF. He has to fuck his wives via mail-order. Grimes has (allegedly) confirmed this to be true.