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minus-squareHobbes_Dent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·16 days agoHis best investment is current his dick invested in the mouth of Donald Trump, the embodiment of American exceptionalism and thinking.
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·16 days agoBut wait, it gets better. Due to a botched enlargement surgery he also has a broke ass dick that doesn’t work, that’s why all his kids were born via IVF. He has to fuck his wives via mail-order. Grimes has (allegedly) confirmed this to be true.
His best investment is current his dick invested in the mouth of Donald Trump, the embodiment of American exceptionalism and thinking.
Now there’s an image!
But wait, it gets better.
Due to a botched enlargement surgery he also has a broke ass dick that doesn’t work, that’s why all his kids were born via IVF. He has to fuck his wives via mail-order. Grimes has (allegedly) confirmed this to be true.