paywallMBEnglish · 1 hour agoTrump Threatens to Deport Chickens Unless They Lower Price of Eggsplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkTrump Threatens to Deport Chickens Unless They Lower Price of Eggsplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 1 hour agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 1 hour agoZelenskyy Agrees to Hold Immediate Election and Run for President of United Statesplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkZelenskyy Agrees to Hold Immediate Election and Run for President of United Statesplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 1 hour agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 21 hours agoThey’re Fighting For Usplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkThey’re Fighting For Usplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 21 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 2 days agoPutin Agrees to Negotiate with Musk over Ownership of Trumpplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkPutin Agrees to Negotiate with Musk over Ownership of Trumpplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 3 days agoPoll: Obama the Most Popular Living President; Musk the Leastplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkPoll: Obama the Most Popular Living President; Musk the Leastplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 4 days agoSome Very Bad News for Elon Muskplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkSome Very Bad News for Elon Muskplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 5 days agoEurope United in Belief That JD Vance is a Prickplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkEurope United in Belief That JD Vance is a Prickplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 6 days agoMelania Realizes Valentine Not From Trump Because Her Name Was Spelled Correctlyplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkMelania Realizes Valentine Not From Trump Because Her Name Was Spelled Correctlyplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 7 days agoRFK Jr.’s Confirmation Hailed By National Alliance of Funeral Directorsplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkRFK Jr.’s Confirmation Hailed By National Alliance of Funeral Directorsplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 7 days agoTrump Says White Refugees from South Africa Will Alleviate US’s Severe Shortage of Racistsplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkTrump Says White Refugees from South Africa Will Alleviate US’s Severe Shortage of Racistsplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 8 days agoMusk’s Son Calls Trump’s Gaza Plan Idioticplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkMusk’s Son Calls Trump’s Gaza Plan Idioticplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 8 days agoTrump Says Musk Has Found Huge Fraud in Oval Officeplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkTrump Says Musk Has Found Huge Fraud in Oval Officeplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 9 days agoTrump's Tariff on Aluminum Would Hike Price of Marjorie Taylor Greene's Hatplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkTrump's Tariff on Aluminum Would Hike Price of Marjorie Taylor Greene's Hatplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 10 days agoTrump Names Himself Principal Ballerina of Kennedy Center Balletplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkTrump Names Himself Principal Ballerina of Kennedy Center Balletplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 11 days agoNixon's Letter to Elon Muskplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkNixon's Letter to Elon Muskplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 12 days agoTBR Podcast Special: The End of Elonplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkTBR Podcast Special: The End of Elonplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 12 days agoMassive Computer Error by DOGE Donates Musk’s Entire Fortune to Save the Childrenplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkMassive Computer Error by DOGE Donates Musk’s Entire Fortune to Save the Childrenplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 13 days agoThe Resistance is Hereplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkThe Resistance is Hereplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 14 days agoMusk’s Team Receiving High School Credit for Running Governmentplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkMusk’s Team Receiving High School Credit for Running Governmentplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0fedilink
paywallMBEnglish · 15 days agoPalestinians Propose Taking Ownership of Mar-a-Lagoplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkPalestinians Propose Taking Ownership of Mar-a-Lagoplus-squarewww.borowitzreport.compaywallMBEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square0fedilink
