We don’t have a system where candidates “earn” votes. We have a system where we simply choose between destruction and status quo.

You’re not voting for Kamala because she memorised all the names of the middle east leaders. You voting for her because she’s the only path open to a possible future where candidates can earn their vote.

Another scam to fleece the rubes.

Do i have time to wash my hair?

And you’ll walk around looking like one of the background droids from star wars.

Those glasses emit an aura of female rejection out to 50 yards

Where can i get a pair of these Dorklord 550s

if you don’t want the time then don’t do the crime.

Disingenuous. Odd approach for MJ. The author cant seem to grasp that republicans want to prosecute their “enemies” while democrats want to prosecute criminals . Progressives don’t generally refer to political opposition as “enemies”

Pay wall cant read

Calling them out for what they are has benefits. Deplorables, ignoramuses, tards, rednecks, racists, fascists, xenophobes… it causes them to double down and embrace those terms, which in turn causes them to increasingly say the quiet parts out loud. This means that those of us woke generations tasked with mopping up the wasteland the boomers created, and shepherding the planet through collapse, can identify and ignore these imbeciles. It’s important; deitifying Trump is nothing short of a mental disorder.

You know why I’m not talking about a war in east africa? Because I’m trying to keep my own shit together and that takes 110% of my time.

That’s why why I’m not talking about a war in east africa

Alternate headline: Iran decides they want to continue to exist.

Part of the agreement was they’d get married again in 2029.

what’s tatas precious?

How do they get the salmon to march in step?

Yea yea. Whatever iran.

Giovanni and Graziano should be told that even though that sexual machismo shit might fly in Italy, it won’t work in the UK.

Let Darwin work please.

Whoops

Read the article. Sounds like a nothing burger that the world wants to whip up into a scandal.