These kind of people are assholes. 90% of the time I am the one who organises the hikes and it is my responsibility to slow down to the groups speed according to our slowest member. Wanna bolt off? You’re welcome. See you at the next crossing. Because you sure as shit have no idea where we are heading. I am also extremely pedantic with drinking. I make mandatory water breaks in which I won’t shut up until the last member hydrated himself.

For people who can’t follow these two easy rules: Eat my ass and stop inviting others. You clearly only go on hiking trips to impress others of what a fucking lone wolf you are. Cocksucker.

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Channeling your inner TFS Vegeta is generally a good advice with anything, really.