The headline made me cackle for the same reason. Greenland takes up a non-insignificant portion of any world map.

Dumb Americans might not know where Ukraine is on a map but…I’ll bet they could identify the US, Canada, Mexico, and Greenland.

Turns Out Humans Are Terrible At Something That Doesn’t Really Matter To Most Of Them

Confusing headline for anyone unaware those are clothing stores.

You could say Luigi Mangione

Oh wow, I missed that one. My friend expressed his support of RFK because he was going after drug manufacturers so I had to bullet point all the other stupid shit he thinks that heavily tips the scales on his credibility. Wish I had this one handy because we’ve been joking about chemtrails for years and he knows it’s bullshit…

Koalas know that vaccines cause koala autism with the 5g koala nanochips the government keeps putting in them.

We didn’t have a foreign language requirement at my school, I wound up taking Deaf Culture 1 for some other credit and loved it so much I minored in it.

Unfortunately didn’t get the degree because I HATED the teacher for the last couple of classes. I regret not powering through

I agree that it would be great but I have an anecdote you may be interested in.

In college, I pursued a minor degree in Deaf Studies. That meant, along with my language courses, I took a series of “deaf culture” classes. Every teacher in the program was deaf and my favorite one suggested going to this deaf Thai dance performance for an extracurricular assignment. It was pretty cool - they used heavy bass thumps to keep time - but that’s not the anecdote.

After the show, we invited the dancers out to dinner and drinks. My teacher only knew American Sign Language and the dancers only knew Thai Sign Language. They could not communicate well. My teacher took my notebook and scribbled a few things. The dancers did the same. It took no more than 20 minutes for them to be communicating fluently…and if something wasn’t clear, they reached for the notebook.

It was amazing. I still have those pages because it was such a mindblowing experience

Is food good for you?

Need that article ASAP please

My brain is broken so I always read it as the hit Psy song, War Chester Style.

Nestle still has one. Good job, Charlie

Meathead sport for douchebags and watched by the dumbest people alive

What the hell is this thumbnail

Say what you will about them but they are living creature and this wording sucks. The police aren’t “destroying” them, they are killing them.

He’s finally aging!

Those locks aren’t working, Jay. You look like a court jester.

“She’s too rich to impress with an expensive gift” is incredibly important journalism

I’m sure the weather will be lovely and no slave labor will be used for any part of it!

No one has ever lost a rap beef as much as the guy with the most undeserved career in the industry

It’s been eaten twice