Amazing. Now do “light.”

Finally, some real journalism!

Next, they’ll be suing the Gold Club because the lap dancers weren’t actually into them.

Waiting for some genius to saw it left to right down the middle…

It feels like nowadays, anything attributed to a ‘US government official’ should come with a clarification whether said official is a career civil servant with actual expertise or a political appointee who got the job due to their choice of headwear.

This was so obviously written by a Montessori parent (as they admit).