Microsoft: People should be using this by the thousands, let’s give them plenty of time to speak to chatbots

Creators say app is intended for parental monitoring. So why the emphasis on stealth?

Because just about anyone that knows they’re under surveillance will attempt to circumvent it?

I think they mean “…worsen dystopian health care system”

Concepts of a phone

winget install Microsoft.Edit

for my fellow Windows users

OMG, that’s terrible, piracy on the internet! Where is this happening so I can be sure to avoid it?

Which Apple will then add to the cost of their phones and their customers will pay anyway because they don’t care what it costs, so I don’t really see Apple caring. But who the fuck knows any more?

Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

Strong deterrence is needed to make sure that attorneys don’t succumb to this easy shortcut.

Straight to disbarment

Sorry, best I can do is crystals and homeopathy.

- HHS Secretary Brainworms Kennedy Jr.

if (employee.title == POTUS)

savejob == true {

else

do fire.employee }

Just make sure that gutter isn’t anywhere near civilization, I don’t want a visual reminder of what my heartless contempt accomplishes

TIL Skype didn’t die like, 5 years ago or something

Is it too late to go back to murder hornets?

I’d love to have $1900 to spend on one of these, because then I’d have enough that I could buy an OLED monitor and TV instead.

I know where they can start looking for suspects

Just get Barron to fix it, I’m to understand he’s a whiz with The Cyber™

I prefer ice in my bevs instead of batteries, batteries make it taste like burning

But if they don’t let the worms get to the brain he’ll never become Secretary of HHS