This cannot be the name of a real person. Please tell me this is some Onion thing.

“You’ll see, the Russian army will roll into this Special Military Operation and after three days, Ukraine will be steamrolled. It’s inevitable.” - Russia, a few years ago

Let’s all just sit back and appreciate Elon Musk campaigning against non-native Americans.

You don’t understand; if the thieves aren’t allowed to monetize what they stole from other people, they don’t get any of that sweet, sweet stolen goods money, then something something very bad end of the world, trust me bro, it’s fiiiiine

Let me guess. Bone spurs?