Stupid dumb science bitches will tell you that if you drink too much you’re “blacking out”, but they just don’t want you to know you’re really just time traveling closer to the end

I mean that looks great, until you read the rest of the article and realize they were forced to beef up customer security after a shit ton of consecutive breaches they didn’t bother acting against previously. It may be good for the consumer now, but T-Mobile ain’t the good guy here by a long shot.