Jay

I thought the garbage truck was just him taking the family out for a cruise.

True, but it’s pretty risky to be shooting live rounds so close to Trump that they got cheeto dust on them, even if someone was a crack shot.

I think it was just shrapnel from the teleprompter and he was playing it up to milk it… as he does.

In my opinion as some random person on the internet, I don’t think the first one was staged… the GOP are not good enough actors to pull that off, and a guy actually died in the attempt.

The second attempt though does smell a little funny.