The sane amongst us, we fuckin’ noticed.
The sane amongst us, we fuckin’ noticed.
You mean for me to believe that taking excessive amounts of meth can make people act crazy?
My God (dramatic gasp)
Oh come on. You know exactly how it’s gonna work.
Not at all.
Feds: plz sthap
Everyone: Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder
(whispering)
Nooooooo
Well, priests have the reputation they have for a reason. It was hard earned (by choirboys around the world)
He’s gonna show his whole ass. The whole thing. He’s gonna be record settingly deranged. I give him all of 3 minutes before he’s off script talking directly out of his ass.
She’s gonna play the prosecutor while spewing as many witty one liners and buzzwords as possible. Gotta generate those soundbites for later.
I’m aware of the physics. I just don’t care. I’d still rather have an old solid chassis land yacht for several reasons. For one they will survive a wreck. They’re cheaper and easier to work on. And they’re user serviceable.
I don’t have new car money. As that would mean full coverage money. Which I also don’t have. Even liability is ridiculously overpriced now.
I want my car to not be totaled when some idiot hits it.
That’s cool.
The Emperor would be pleased.
Black Smoke from a nearby wedding ceremony tells us that the recipient of our next round of imperialist warmongering has been decided.
Betting odds were on Mexico.
Still not sure I’m wrong.
A veteran of the right-wing Republicans (LR) party, he has had a long political career and filled various senior posts, both in France and within the EU.
Wait. I thought the left won? What kind of shenanigans is this?
Nah. He’s a middle aged dude who tried to buy a wife from a foreign country.
I don’t need to know any more to know enough.
You love to see it.
Edit - $3.50 says she was advertised as an underage virgin.
That’s incredible.
Sorry. I’m an american. 880 years old. That’s wild to me. Like I’m aware that our scope of history is pathetically limited.
Still. That’s something else.
Not for long. Now that the Times is talking about it it’ll soon be gentrified into an urban ruin by vulture capitalists looking for a quick buck.
Common Chinese W.