Seems like a lot of effort for someone to not give a shit about their kid.

Not a joke, that was also a thing that happened.

An entire asteroid belt?

Alright there GATTACA.

Couldn’t be that our stock markets are dominated by like 7 technology companies that disproportionately spent on overhyped stochastic parrot hardware and the market is correcting based on their lack of profit. Or that stockbros disproportionately value short term gains over having decently functional businesses that provide actual products and services that people want to purchase or use.

Couldn’t be that…

God damn Jack Welch cocksucking vultures.

Says the New York Times, paper of record, with the highest readership of any paper, thus pushing that many more people to those previously uncrowded places.

This sounds like the title of a dystopian isekai.

Subscriptions for software updates?? What the fuck kind of bullshit future where a hid compliant device suddenly needs anything more than a fucking driver update to work with the latest version of windows?

The only forever mouse I want is one with a guarantee of 20 years of replacement part availability and being user serviceable without voiding the warranty.