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From September, those seeking to summit the world’s tallest mountain during peak season will have to pay $15,000 (£12,180), a 36% rise on the longstanding fee of $11,000, officials said on Wednesday.

Fees for those wanting to climb outside the peak April to May period will also increase by the same percentage - meaning it will cost $7,500 during September to November, and $3,750 during December to February.

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The fee is believed to be the most expensive transfer for a female footballer, in the region of £900,000 ($1.1m) and exceeding the £685,000 Bay FC paid for Zambia’s Racheal Kundananji in February 2024.

As we have many, many knuckleheads who are in favor for mass deportations, this means you’re actively advocating for mass deportation.

I’m sorry, friend, but you’ve got to go

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