Genuinely how are dems this fucking bad at this.
Congratulations, you figured out trumps weakness, FUCKING SPECTACLE.
HE DEFFINITLY WONT JUST SAY THAT EVERYBODY WAS THERE TO SUPPORT HIM AND HIS FANS WERE EVEN SHARING TACOS BECAUSE OF HOW MULTICULTURAL THEY ARE (“WE ALL LOVE TACOS, DONT WE FOLKS”) AND THEYRE GONNA SAY DEMS ARE RACIST FOR CRITICIZING TACOS AND PEOPLE WITHOUT INTERNET POISONING WILL BE LIKE “WAIT YEA WHY ARE DEMS AGAINST TACOS THEY LITERALLLY HATE EVERYTHING FUN”
You know what would actually work? Nobody fucking go, nobody cover it, nobody talk about it.
Instead you’ve guaranteed the giant crowds at the parade, inflated by you, will get full coverage all day and you guaranteed that all the magats have a steady supply of liberals to yell at, literally their favorite thing ever.
This is unironically about the best possible birthday gift you could get him.
This is actually one of the occasions where them literally shutting the fuck up and doing nothing would have been considerably better then their plan.
They’re just gonna drive up attendance, add to the spectacle, and guarentee this gets full media coverage all day.