I’m sure the newly moved-in sealife and/or radscorpions will appreciate it.

It is 2125, Pokemon just released their new immersive VR game. There are 4,000 Pokemon, including ones that look like home appliances. Water costs $50 a gallon, it is 120° in Alaska, Texas is invading Oklahoma, Meta has a camera in my toilet as part of their terms of service for my healthcare, the president plans to use nukes for a 4th of July celebration, Arizona Iced Tea costs $2. Got to catch them all.